Because Shakespeare was the first King of Sass

And I can prove it.




And then there's Much Ado About Nothing...which has some of the best lines in all of Shakespeare:
“When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.”


“Love me!... Why?”


“I can see he's not in your good books,' said the messenger.'No, and if he were I would burn my library.”